Simple one liner jokes :D

How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path.


How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.


What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick.


What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.


Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.


What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.