A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly
to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled
that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed
his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both
hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her
hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender.. "Is there anything I can
do?"
"Yes. I need you to give him a message," she continued, running her
forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her
fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, handsoap, or paper
towels in the ladies room."
Monday, March 10, 2008
Funny tease Girl!!
Friday, March 7, 2008
Monday, March 3, 2008
Pranks you could pass time w/ and get a good laugh at someone you know!
Under The Door Pranks
Fill an accordian folder with shaving cream, insert under someone's door and stomp on it which will send large amounts of shaving cream into their room withought ever opening the door. Also can be done with a fine powder (Talcum powder works nicely) in a bag with a hole in the bottom. Slip the open end under the door, stick a hair dryer in the hole and the room gets a nice sugar coating.
Funny ID
Use some temporary glue such as a glue stick to put a picture of a monkey or anything else that would be funny over your roommate's photo ID or drivers license. Then ask him to go make a beer run. He will have to show his ID to the cashier to identify his age. This trick could also work on a school ID, just send him to the library to check out some books.
A Few Pounds Heavier
Go out and buy some new boxers or underwear. Buy the same kind and brand that your roommate wears. Only be sure to buy them a couple sizes too small. Wash them a few times so they don't look brand new. Then replace them with his old ones in his drawer. When he tries them on and realizes they are smaller than usual, he may think he put on a few pounds and is heavier.
Dude! Youre Glowing!
Pour "cyalume" (the stuff in those glow sticks you see every holoween) on someone then wake them and say, "Dude, you're glowing" and watch them panic.
Where Is The Alarm?
While your victim is alseep, reset their alarm clock so it goes off at 2am or 3am. But don't place it back on their nightstand. Instead hide it in a closet or behind the tv. The person waking up will be on an early morning hunt for where that annoying sound is coming from. For even more laughs, try unscrewing the lightbulb and watch the person scramble around the room in total darkness.
Beach Towel Prank
When your victim leaves his or her towel, quickly dig a hole in the sand and place the towel over the hole. When your victim returns, he or she will 'fall' for your prank while you sit there and laugh.
Clear Tape Prank
Place clear tape across the outside of a door from top to bottom (saran wrap can also work). Frequently people will run into it especially if they are in a hurry. If the door is metal and has a metal frame, weld the person into (or out of) their room. Can be done to the hinges as well if there is no metal door.
Palms Down Beverage Trick
Impress your friend and show him how you can balance 2 cups of liquid on your hands (palms down). Then bet him that he cannot do it. When he tries to do it, offer to help him...once he gets it and balances the cups, walk out of the room and leave him to figure out how to remove cups from back of hands.
Keyboard Difficulties
Write a TSR that turns the keyboard on and off at short intervals. You'll watch the person try keyboard after keyboard. Can also swap keys using ANSI.SYS or xmodemap depending on the system.
Black On Black
Change the prompt on someones computer to be black on black. This is rather cruel if the person is computer illiterate. Very effective the day before a big project is due.
Sorry About The Damage!
Leave a fake note on someone's car windsheild that reads, "Sorry about the damage i caused to your automobile. Call me and I will be more than happy to pay for the repair" Be sure not to leave a phone number...of course there is no real damage. But the victim doesn't know this. He or she will look all over for a dent or scratch or something.
Shampoo Shower Prank
Glue a bottle of shampoo to the shower shelf (to avoid damage, use clear caulk on a surface that can be scraped).
Bar Of Soap Lather Prank
Take some nail polish and coat a bar of soap with it. Let it dry. Then put it in the bathroom shower. When your victim tries to use it, he or she will go nuts trying to get it to lather up.
Restroom Hand Dryer Prank
Flip the open part of an automatic hand dryer up and pour some dye powder inside. Make sure to get it deep inside the little heater part. Now flip it back down while holding a napkin up to catch any loose powder. The next person to use the hand dryer will end up with dirtier hands than before he washed them with water.
Poo On The Toilet Handle
Smear some melted chocolate on the toilet handle in a public restroom. Everyone will think its poo instead of chocolate and will try to avoid flushing it.
Sunday, March 2, 2008
Friday, February 29, 2008
SUPERBAD!!
So SuperBad has some pretty sweet highlights in the movie and i think this little clip catches alot of good one liners that can give you a good laugh. If you havent seen the movie and you enjoy this clip go and see it theres many more good parts to the movie it keeps you laughing all the way through!
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Another entertaining comic!!
This reminded me of Tommy Boy a little and a little from home and it was kinda comical to me! hope it is for u too!!
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Simple one liner jokes :D
How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path.
How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick.
What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Cutiest hey jude song EVER!!
sorry it's a little blurry but still hes soo cute and the ending is hillarious hes gonna be something someday :D
Evolution of Dance
This guy is pretty entertaining and word is that he will have another one coming out hope you ENJOY!!
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Cute Funny kid!!
I think this kid is so cute and makes me smile. He reminds me of a little clown thats kinda mad that his mom dressed him this way but is giving the thumbs up just to try to be positive.
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Blonde jokes
Blonde and a blinker
Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''
Blonde in a boat
There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.
The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”
Blonde Driving
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.
The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"
The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"
The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"
Funny animals dressed up!
I normally don't think that dressing up animals is that funny for halloween but this guy would defently win a prize cuz that is funny! This little guy is so cute and his owner really picked out a terrific outfit to suit this guys character!
Saturday, February 9, 2008
Muffins!!
Look at this guy he knows pretty much all about any kind of muffin you could not care about! Who knows why johnny didnt want one?
This week
This week i have been behind on this blog because it has been a long week of worrying if i was getting into my program. Thursday i got my letter and ended up not getting in but hopefully now i can just look up from every other down fall of this week, it is the only way i can go rite!! hope my blog keeps everyone entertained and im sorry if anything is offensive i dont mean it to ever be i just picture if anyone would be standing in that situation would it be funny but i really hope everyone is enjoying the videos and such.
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Peeing ur pants moto
This guy just thought of a way to make it look like he didnt piss his pants. I really believe it would have work if it weren't for that extra few drips he had after the majority of it. We can't help but mention the guy in the background throughing up the peace sign. Guess he was just there for moral suport. But the lesson of the story is if you're gonna use this method of no restroom to pee make sure isn't all out before repositioning pants so it looks like it was just a spill on your stomach after eating.
Charlie at candy mountain
This is my all time favorite you tube cartoon. I'm amazed at whoever had this much time to think of this but it is pretty funny.
What is my blog becoming
I tend to find strange things on the internet exspecailly on youtube. I find alot of them pretty funny and I think more people would agree that they are too. Most of the videos I post are pretty well known but just to have them in all one blog creats a blog of laughs. The pictures I find really make you take a second look and have a good laugh or i hope they do. I normally enjoy something or want to comment on it and this gives a great place to do this.
IM HARRY POTTER ha
This had to be one of my favorite youtube productions its really not too funny but it is interesting whoever thought of this.
This is a Real cat
Clearly this cat is more than any human should have to deal with. My question is who allowed it to become this big. They must be wealthy to be payin for that much cat food.
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Tops off ridiculous people!!
There are soo many reasons why this Chris Crocker overdid it a bit. He got his attention he wanted though and with this attention he recieved there are some follow up movies that are pretty funny.
rediculous blog
For our last class blog we had to find other peoples blogs that show things that we like and dislike. Well as I was looking I found a britney spears and paris hilton blogs and thought some people are obsessed. The paris hilton one only has pictures and is akward. Check this site out http://pariskahilton.blogspot.com/.
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
The only Jerry Springer worth watching!
So I don't watch Jerry Springer very often because it can be a little over done but I will have to give them that this is the funniest episod yet.
This guy is what you call ridiculous in all ways
I guess this is a way to get some free jager bombs when partying at a bar. :S
Sunday, January 20, 2008
So the only friend this guy had was that urinal n the person taking this picture I hope his morning wasn't too brutal for him. Maybe next time he will learn to control himself with the urnals that is.
Thoughts of Ridiculous people
So as I am experiencing the college life and I realize that people need to have someone accompanying them at most times for a second person to think things through. Because as college students we may think we're smart but really some don't think things all the way through when they have the influence of alcohol or just plain immaturity. As I see all these things I want to thank people like them because without them I wouldn’t have a fun blog here. I also want to thank the creative people that can come up w/ ridiculous pictures and videos that are really overdone and funny.
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Monday, January 14, 2008
Questions to ponder.
How much does an average person drink per social outing compared to rediculous people?
Who actually has the time to do some of the things you see in society today?
Is alcohol the only cause for people to act overly retarted?
What drives people to make themselves look retarted?
Do they think they will attract attention?
Do these people have alot of time on there hands if so wouldn't they have time to think things through?
Are people just trying to use their creative side to make people smile?
Thanks to people as displayed on this page we can have a good laugh.
